got tips?

there are few tips that i picked up during the hols.

don't buy panties at the mall that is going to be closed in the next five minutes.
~credit to shoba

when your BMI shows overweight that means you are getting the right shape. in other word, slim.
~credit to matnoor

girls have to know that men do need a room to change.
~credit to aizu

when there is a stain on your shirt, just say, "tak nampak pun" and the stain will vanish.
~credit to me

always carry a branded plastic bag and put all your stuff in it. you would not look cheap.
~credit to joon ming

when there is a need to lie, just breath at your normal pace and look at the person straight in the eye. and no smiling.
~credit to mogana